The Podcast That … Christmas
The podcast that’s like hearing Christmas music in November .. slightly to moderately irritating
The podcast that like Frosty ..is alive as it can be
The podcast that makes Christmas shopping seem fun
The Christmas eggnog of podcasts because we sound better with rum
The podcast that is literally the equivalent of getting a lump of coal in your stocking
The podcast that doesn’t see you when you’re sleeping .. doesn’t know when you’re awake .. and doesn’t care whether you’ve been bad or good .. so you’re welcome
The podcast that’s not meant for rockin’ but is perfect if you’d like to vomit around the Christmas tree
The podcast that’s neither holly nor jolly .. merry or bright .. just 3 nuts and we’re not even roasting on an open fire
The podcast that if it were one of the 12 days of Christmas would be either 6 geese-a-laying or however the hell many lords-a-leaping
The podcast that if you take some wine .. gloves .. cinnamon sticks .. and star anise .. becomes a mulled podcast .. which is perfect during the holidays when you just want to put on some headphones and escape from your damn family
The podcast that would make for a lousy Secret Santa gift
The podcast that .. if podcasts were Christmas decorations .. would be tinsel
